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What Obama gets in gifts
washingtonpoststyle: Every year, the White House is required to release a list of all gifts bestowed upon the President by foreign dignitaries. It came out today. Bravo, Honorable Gadzhi Makhachev, Permanent Representative of the Republic of Daghestan, for bestowing upon President Obama a rug with his own face on it.